Instructor: Miss would you like to tell us why you want to join our mixed martial arts class?
Miss P: Um well so yesterday I kinda tasered and pepper sprayed a guy.
*Gasps all around the dojo
Random guy: oh no! Are you OK? Did he hurt you?
Miss P: It’s alright, I’m fine.
Random lady: I guess he must have deserved it Miss P: Well I don’t know if he deserved it.
Instructor: uhm he must have done something to you right?
Miss P: No nothing. Anyway so, I decided that I liked it. You know; I liked the feeling of it. The taste of violence. That’s why I want more. You guys are going to teach me more right?
*Puppy dog eyes at the rest of the class.
* Rest of the class have wide eyes and trepidations showing in their faces.
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14 Thursday Jul 2022
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